Wednesday, April 10, 2013

Five Dirty Songs From My Childhood

It's not Friday yet, oh no it isn't - but it most definitely is Hump Day. The humpiest (what) of all the days!

So a little while ago, my roommate (Amanda) and I discovered that the boy bands that we listened to as young kids, was really dirty. Lil' Wayne can definitely put out some crazy music and his lyrics are explicit - but, the boy bands were almost as bad. The difference is that the boy bands put 'happy/pop music' behind the dirty lyrics and toned down the language. Don't believe me? Let's take a look at 5 of the most Sexual songs I can think of that I listened to when I was 10.

(These are in no particular order)

  • One. Liquid Dreams by O-Town, this song - wow. My friends and I were obsessed with O-Town, I'll be the first to admit that... but this song is so, let's just say, ridiculous.

    Liquid Dreams, my Liquid Dreams
    Waterfalls and streams, these liquid dreams


  • Two. Ridin' My Pony by Ginuwine, oh this song. Ginuwine, you dog, you. If you have heard this, you'll know why this is on the list. Yep.

    Ride it, My Pony
    My saddle's waiting
    Come and jump on it


  • Three. Get Down by B-44, just wow. I'm pretty sure that I'm the only person in the world who even remembers this song. I don't know how this was allowed to be on the radio. Do yourself a favor and Youtube this gem.

    If you get down on me, I'll get down on you.
    I will do anything that you want me to.
    It's a game of give and take to make it through.
    So if you get down on me, I'll get down on you tonight.


    Look at those frosted tips.

  • Four. Butterfly by Crazytown. Okay, so I had no idea what this song was about until 5 years after it was popular. Yeah, I know...

    You're my butterfly, Sugar baby
    Come my lady - you're my pretty baby
    I'll make your legs shake, you make me go crazy


  • Five. Faded by Soul Decision, mmmhmm. I loved this song. It was so happy, upbeat, and the exact amount of 'pop' that little girls wanted to hear. I thought the lead singer was soooo hot. Did I really just say that? Oops...
    Kind of faded but I'm feeling alright
    Thinkin' about making my move tonight
    I can't pretend that you're only my friend
    When you're holdin' my body tight


Bonus Gems:
Thong Song - Sisqo
It Wasn't Me - Shaggy
We Fit Together - O-Town
If Ya Gettin' Down - 5ive
No Means No - Ricky J
Don't Stop - No Authority
1,2,3,4 - Coolio

Seriously, if you had previously forgotten about any of these gems - you're welcome.


Whitney Ellen said...

Homagahhhh. Liquid Dreams was my fav! hahaha.
What about Nsync - Digital Get Down? WTF was that!!

Helene said...

ohhh yeah i am grooving right now. i love all those but my jam was/is pony. love it

Erin said...

Back That Azz Up Friday has shed a whole new light on my favorite songs from back in my teeny bopper days. How did my mother let me sing these songs word for word. Peaches and Cream?

Lisa said...

Ohhh girl i love all of these songs.. i was such a huge o-town fan and we fit together is def a dirty but such a good song!

Breanna said...

Wow. Our childhood was more corrupt than I thought. haha!

Miranda said...

Woah...flashback! I actually remember my mom telling me that Butterfly was a bad song, and I argued with her about how there was no way it was! It definitely

Love your new blog layout by the way!

Sharlee said...

How sad is it that the pony song is the only one I vaguely remember! I am here via Twitter and this made me laugh. Only because there are still songs today that I don't realize are dirty until I've listened a few times. I'll be the first to admit that I'm a bit naive about the world...and sometimes I assume innocence where there is absolutely none :)

Lindsey @ Life on Countryside said...

hahah thank you for bringing back some forgotten songs...amazing!!!

new follower!


BREI said...

I think I may be singing the Thong Song in my head all day just by seeing the name posted. Ha! And man those boys liked the blond tips.