Tuesday, December 25, 2012

Day Twenty-Five - OMG IT'S CHRISTMAS

What do you get if you deep fry Santa?

Crisp Kringle!

Merry Christmas!

I hope all of you have a wonderful holiday with your friends & family!

Monday, December 24, 2012

Day Twenty-Four

Where do reindeer go for a treat?

"Deery" Queen for a blizzard!

*Thanks Amanda for taking this picture with me!*

Only one more sleep until Christmas!!

Sunday, December 23, 2012

Day Twenty-Three

What do Elves learn in school?

The Elf-A-Bet!

Saturday, December 22, 2012


Why did Scrooge love all of the reindeer?

Because every Buck was dear to him!

Friday, December 21, 2012

Day Twenty-One

What would you get if you ate Christmas decorations?


Thursday, December 20, 2012

Day Twenty

What do you call an elf that sings?

A Wrapper!

Wednesday, December 19, 2012

Day Nineteen

What did the gingerbread man put on his bed?

A Cookie Sheet!

Tuesday, December 18, 2012

Day Eighteen

What did the Salt say to the Pepper?

Season's Greetings

Monday, December 17, 2012

Day Seventeen

Who is the meanest reindeer?


Sunday, December 16, 2012

Day Sixteen

What do reindeer always say before telling you a joke?

This one will "sleigh" you!

Saturday, December 15, 2012

Day Fifteen

What do snowmen eat for breakfast?

Frosted flakes!

*Disclaimer: I apologize for the 'weak' photo today... last night was my work Christmas party, and I think I was a little 'too' jolly. I wasn't feeling photogenic this morning. Ho ho ho.*

Friday, December 14, 2012

Day Fourteen

What do you call an old snowman?


*Disclaimer: No old snowmen were hurt in the making of this picture*

Thursday, December 13, 2012

Day Thirteen

What do you get when you cross a gift-wrapper & an archer?

Ribbon Hood!


Wednesday, December 12, 2012

Day Twelve

Who delivers presents to reindeer?


Tuesday, December 11, 2012

Day Eleven

Why is it always cold at Christmas?

Because it's Decembrrrrr

Monday, December 10, 2012

Day Ten

Why does Santa go down the chimney?

Because it 'soots' him!

Sunday, December 9, 2012

Day Nine

What is red & white and says 'Oh Oh Oh'?

Santa walking backwards!

Saturday, December 8, 2012

Day Eight

Which reindeer has the cleanest antlers?


Friday, December 7, 2012

Day Seven

Why was the snow princess blowing kisses?

Snowone really knows!


Thursday, December 6, 2012

Day Six

Why is Prancer always wet?
Because he's a "rain"-deer!


Wednesday, December 5, 2012

Day Five

How does Rudolph know when Christmas is coming?

He looks at his calen-"deer"!


Tuesday, December 4, 2012

Day Four

What do reindeer hang on their Christmas trees?



Monday, December 3, 2012

Day Three

Why was the ELF sad?

Because she had low elf-esteem

Ha-Ha-Ha! See you all tomorrow!


Sunday, December 2, 2012

Day Two

How do you know when there is a snowman in your bed?

You wake up wet !


Saturday, December 1, 2012

Day One

What did one snowman say to the other?

Do you smell carrots?

Today is Day ONE of Twenty-Four days of Christmas ridiculousness with Faith.

Check back tomorrow for another joke/picture.