What do you get if you deep fry Santa?
Crisp Kringle!
Merry Christmas!
I hope all of you have a wonderful holiday with your friends & family!
Where do reindeer go for a treat?
"Deery" Queen for a blizzard!
*Thanks Amanda for taking this picture with me!*
Only one more sleep until Christmas!!
What do Elves learn in school?
The Elf-A-Bet!
Why did Scrooge love all of the reindeer?
Because every Buck was dear to him!
What would you get if you ate Christmas decorations?
Tinselitis!
What do you call an elf that sings?
A Wrapper!
What did the gingerbread man put on his bed?
A Cookie Sheet!
What did the Salt say to the Pepper?
Season's Greetings
Who is the meanest reindeer?
Rude-olph!
What do reindeer always say before telling you a joke?
This one will "sleigh" you!
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Frosted flakes!
*Disclaimer: I apologize for the 'weak' photo today... last night was my work Christmas party, and I think I was a little 'too' jolly. I wasn't feeling photogenic this morning. Ho ho ho.*
What do you call an old snowman?
Water!
*Disclaimer: No old snowmen were hurt in the making of this picture*
What do you get when you cross a gift-wrapper & an archer?
Ribbon Hood!
Love,
Who delivers presents to reindeer?
Santalope!
Why is it always cold at Christmas?
Because it's Decembrrrrr
Why does Santa go down the chimney?
Because it 'soots' him!
What is red & white and says 'Oh Oh Oh'?
Santa walking backwards!
Which reindeer has the cleanest antlers?
Comet!
Why was the snow princess blowing kisses?
Snowone really knows!
Love,
Why is Prancer always wet?
Because he's a "rain"-deer!
Love,