Happy Hump Day
Since it's hump day, I'm taking that as an excuse for a blog post of pure randomness today.
- I hate country music.
- I love omelets.
- It's okay to mess up an omelet sometimes.
- It's totally okay to face-swap a picture with your grandfather.
- Don't take your contacts out after you cut a jalapeno.
- Google Maps has the best images and directions.
- It's totally okay to
waste time looking at pictures onlinedo some 'blog research'.
I've always hated it. I won't listen to more than 5 seconds before changing the radio/tv/youtube to
Probably a little too much. I will have 4-5 omelets a week, easily. Weird to most people, I know - but I could have much worse cravings and food habits. Because of my love for omelets, I have become somewhat of an omelet-making expert. It happens. But not always apparently.
Last night, I actually messed up big time - but so what? It was still delicious, and that's all that I care about, which brings me to my next point...
Whoop, there it is...
Despite how sad and pathetic this little omelet looked, I think I turned it into a decent meal.
Just call me Dr. Princess Faith Alexandra-Martha-Stewart-Rachel-Ray.
Oh papa. I love you dearly, but we shouldn't swap faces - especially when I'm a One-Year old child...
If papa was still alive, he would have loved this. He'd be amazed by the technology, and he would laugh at how stupid we look. I miss him dearly, but this makes me smile.
Just don't do it. Luckily, it wasn't as severe as it could have been (my friend Jennie did this once and it was brutal). I'm making a mental note for future jalapeno-cutting: I will take my contacts out first and wear glasses the rest of the day. No joke. I washed my hands probably four-five, maybe even six times before I took my contacts our - TWO HOURS LATER. But that's beside the point, and I'm not bitter about it. Just trust me on this one, fellow contact-wearers.
Wagon Wheel lyrics directions. Yes.
Am I a bad person for laughing at this? Probably.
My mom is probably disappointed in my life choices now - sorry mom.
Seriously though. I'm going to leave you with a few gems that I came across on the interwebz last night and I just had to share them with all of you fine people. You're welcome.
This is cute AND funny at the same time. That makes it a winner in my books.
I giggled over this one for far too long, I'm sure.
Clearly he shouldn't be drinking Mike's Hard Lemonade. That's the problem. Obvs.
Last but definitely not last. This is the funniest tweet that I've read in a long time. Thank you, Robin Williams.
OMG. I'm dying.