Wednesday, May 15, 2013

Hump Day Random Ramblings

Happy Hump Day

Since it's hump day, I'm taking that as an excuse for a blog post of pure randomness today.

  • I hate country music.

  • I've always hated it. I won't listen to more than 5 seconds before changing the radio/tv/youtube to something anything else. Until recently. I blame Ms. Yoga Pants for making me like love Wagon Wheel (Darius Rucker's version). Ever since I started liking hating country less, I've been finding more songs that I can tolerate. Also, I loved Blake and his team performing on The Voice last night. Weird. Who am I right now?


  • I love omelets.

  • Probably a little too much. I will have 4-5 omelets a week, easily. Weird to most people, I know - but I could have much worse cravings and food habits. Because of my love for omelets, I have become somewhat of an omelet-making expert. It happens. But not always apparently.
    Last night, I actually messed up big time - but so what? It was still delicious, and that's all that I care about, which brings me to my next point...

  • It's okay to mess up an omelet sometimes.

  • Whoop, there it is...


    Despite how sad and pathetic this little omelet looked, I think I turned it into a decent meal.


    Just call me Dr. Princess Faith Alexandra-Martha-Stewart-Rachel-Ray.

  • It's totally okay to face-swap a picture with your grandfather.

  • Oh papa. I love you dearly, but we shouldn't swap faces - especially when I'm a One-Year old child...
    If papa was still alive, he would have loved this. He'd be amazed by the technology, and he would laugh at how stupid we look. I miss him dearly, but this makes me smile.

  • Don't take your contacts out after you cut a jalapeno.

  • Just don't do it. Luckily, it wasn't as severe as it could have been (my friend Jennie did this once and it was brutal). I'm making a mental note for future jalapeno-cutting: I will take my contacts out first and wear glasses the rest of the day. No joke. I washed my hands probably four-five, maybe even six times before I took my contacts our - TWO HOURS LATER. But that's beside the point, and I'm not bitter about it. Just trust me on this one, fellow contact-wearers.

  • Google Maps has the best images and directions.

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    Wagon Wheel lyrics directions. Yes.

    Am I a bad person for laughing at this? Probably.
    My mom is probably disappointed in my life choices now - sorry mom.

  • It's totally okay to waste time looking at pictures online do some 'blog research'.

  • Seriously though. I'm going to leave you with a few gems that I came across on the interwebz last night and I just had to share them with all of you fine people. You're welcome.

    This is cute AND funny at the same time. That makes it a winner in my books.

    I giggled over this one for far too long, I'm sure.

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    Clearly he shouldn't be drinking Mike's Hard Lemonade. That's the problem. Obvs.

    Last but definitely not last. This is the funniest tweet that I've read in a long time. Thank you, Robin Williams.

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    OMG. I'm dying.


Cortney said...

You've inspired me to make an omelette and inspiring me to cook anything is kind of a big deal.

Lauren @ This Life said...

First of all, old crow medicine show > Darius Rucker.

Secondly, Johnson city is east of the Cumberland gap.

For real though, this post made me happy.

Helene said...

hahahaha google maps. i am dying. and i am not a country music fan. but every now and then there will be a song that gets me.

Steph G said...

I love random posts almost as much as I love omelets (even the bad ones).

Stephanie said...

Haha that is great research!! I LOVE the robin williams one and the aquarium one!! I'm still laughing!

Stephanie said...

Haha that is great research!! I LOVE the robin williams one and the aquarium one!! I'm still laughing!