Happy Tuesday, lovelies!
I wasn't around these parts yesterday due to the fact that I had no internet on Sunday night or Monday morning. Boo. Our router is in our landlord's office (I'm in a basement apartment), so I couldn't restart it and
So, since I didn't have any internet on Sunday night, I ended up going to bed early. But, I couldn't fall asleep because it was so early. So I decided to start a conversation with Siri.
What I learned while talking to Siri is that she's kind of a jerk. She has selective
I lied in the Title, I don't have 42 reasons why I hate Siri. But, I do have:
5 Reasons that I
- She's funny. Sometimes. Most of the time, she won't tell me jokes, but this time was different. She Siri-ously pulled out all of the stops for this one...
- She Sings (And she knows The Wizard of Oz).
- She 'Trolls' Me.
- She called me fat.
I imagine Siri, singing and dancing exactly like this, in her own little iPhone world.
My name is Faith. F - A - I - T - H. Faith.
Please stop calling me Christian. I might be back to hating you again, Siri...
Haha, very funny...
Just shut up and do it. Please.
This one actually made me laugh. Just call me "Faith" from now on...
I might have resorted to name calling...
Maybe Siri's harsh judgement can serve as motivation for me to lose weight.
After writing this blog post - I have realized that perhaps I need to reassess my life choices. Oh well.