Happy Tuesday, lovelies!
I wasn't around these parts yesterday due to the fact that I had no internet on Sunday night or Monday morning. Boo. Our router is in our landlord's office (I'm in a basement apartment), so I couldn't restart it and
So, since I didn't have any internet on Sunday night, I ended up going to bed early. But, I couldn't fall asleep because it was so early. So I decided to start a conversation with Siri.
What I learned while talking to Siri is that she's kind of a jerk. She has selective
I lied in the Title, I don't have 42 reasons why I hate Siri. But, I do have:
5 Reasons that I
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She's useful.
- She's funny. Sometimes. Most of the time, she won't tell me jokes, but this time was different. She Siri-ously pulled out all of the stops for this one...
- She Sings (And she knows The Wizard of Oz).
- She 'Trolls' Me.
- She called me fat.
I imagine Siri, singing and dancing exactly like this, in her own little iPhone world.
My name is Faith. F - A - I - T - H. Faith.
Please stop calling me Christian. I might be back to hating you again, Siri...
Haha, very funny...
Just shut up and do it. Please.
This one actually made me laugh. Just call me "Faith" from now on...
I might have resorted to name calling...
Maybe Siri's harsh judgement can serve as motivation for me to lose weight.
After writing this blog post - I have realized that perhaps I need to reassess my life choices. Oh well.
12 comments:
Hahaha. This is hilarious!! I don't have Siri but I used to have one on my old phone that was a silly app. She said some cray things!!!
Kristin
www.hopelesslyeverafter.blogspot.com
This is great! I wish they had an app like this for the android systems!
Haha! Great post! I love Siri. She entertains me.
Not even kidding I was going to do a post about my love/hate relationship with my phone with a special letter in it for Siri telling her all the reasons why I don't like her and find her useless. Love this!
sooooo funnny!! I literally laughed out loud when you asked Siri to tell you joke and she said :Get Siri-ous! too good.
Haha me and Erica had a chat with Siri on Thursday night it was pretty entertaining! :)
HAHAHAHAHA I need Siri!!!
Hahaha Siri. When I ask mine what my name is she says "your name is Andrew but since we're friends I get to call you Leslie" thanks to my little brother.
This post is hilarious! Seriously, I just laughed out loud at work. If people didn't think I was crazy enough already...
haha. Siri and I also have a love/hate relationship.
Oh Siri! My fiancé has her on his phone and we've asked her a lot of ridiculous questions :)
haha this is too funny! I completely agree that Siri has selective reading and sometimes her responses aren't exactly what you were expecting!
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