Thursday, July 25, 2013

Things Sarah Has Faith In...


Hey blog, heyyyy.

I have a ridiculously wonderfully awesome treat for you today. I have Sarah on my blog today, and let me just tell you.. I love this girl. This post is pure gold and I completely and 100% agree with everything that she has written... and I, too, have faith in these things.

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Hi faithful Faith readers!
(yes go ahead and brace yourself for a lot of that kind of annoying nonsense in this post)
I'm Sarah from Venus Trapped in Mars! You can call me Sarah, or Venus, or Maybe... any of those are fine. While Faith is gallivanting back in her home town this week, she asked me to say a few words. 

faith  

/fāTH/
Complete trust or confidence in something or someone.
So here are some things I always, and will always, have faith in...
If I don't start a diet on Monday, I may as well just binge eat for the next 7 days. Wednesday diet starters, what is that all about? If you start on Wednesday, then you are really only getting in two solid days of dieting because we all know Friday, Saturday and Sunday is a no go. So you may as well just wait until Monday. You wouldn't want to blow all of your Wednesday and Thursday progress, ya know?
Never fails. Just screaming crying. I have gotten to the point where I absolutely REFUSE to even watch the movie because it makes me so depressed for the next several hours. 
Yet they continue to get into a busy self checkout line. Why is this so difficult? Is it because it is a touch screen and not a typewriter? I assure you a typewriter is actually far more difficult to use than a touch screen. 
Step One: Scan rewards card
Step two: scan groceries
step three: place item in bagging area
Step four: pay
Why is that impossible for old people??? 
How my mind works on days I bring gym clothes to work with me, with the intention of working out. 
Do I want to go to the gym, do I want to go to happy hour...
Do I want to go to the gym, do I want to go to happy hour...
Do I want to go to the gym, do I want to go to happy hour...
Do I want to go to the gym, do I want to go to happy hour...
Do I want to go to the gym, do I want to go to happy hour...
Do I want to go to the gym, do I want to go to happy hour...
Do I want to go to the gym, do I want to go to happy hour...
Do I want to go to the gym, do I want to go to happy hour...
Do I want to go to the gym, do I want to go to happy hour... 
I hear stories about people who give up diet coke. How? How do you do that? They said they gave it up because there are so many chemicals, it can clean rust away, it will cause cancer.....
My response, "Oh well. Pass me another"
I don't travel that frequently for work, but when I do travel it is for very long periods of time. No hotel room has Bravo, ever. It is really very sad and I panic when I don't have the real housewives. Full on panic mode. In turn, I'm forced to stay off twitter because I will be sad when people start tweeting about how nuts Gretchen is or where Vicky is peeing this time. Stupid hotel rooms. 
Now that is something I can for sure always have Faith in! Come see me will ya???? 
Venus Trapped


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3 comments:

Allie @ Tales of a TwentySomething said...

YES. Never start a diet on a day other than Monday. Just makes noooooo sense. None whatsoever.

Nikki Mitchell said...

I will never be excited about working out EITHER!!! I just cant. Sneakers always sit in my trunk...waiting...and waiting...

Allie Gunter said...

I am the exact same way with working out... and "Up" haha!
New follower here :)

xo,
-Allie
http://lunavida23.blogspot.com/