So, it's Thursday and I have yet to make an appearance around these parts yet this week... I really struggle as a lifestyle blogger. Remember that time I blogged every day in July? I'm thinking I might need to do something like that again for October or November to get back in my blog-game-groove-whatever.
Anyway, that was super rambly and long winded for no reason. The whole point of this post is to
Justin, I love you... please don't hate me for this post.
Justin is a HUGE sleep-talker. It is one of the funniest things in the world to me, because I've never really experienced this before. Whenever I had sleepovers as a child (or teenager... or adult), none of my friends (nor me... to my knowledge anyway) ever talked in their sleep. Honestly, I love that Justin talks in his sleep... it has provided countless hilarious conversations - some which I can't remember, but I know they were hilarious, and some were just WAY too funny to forget.
I feel like a few of the hilarious stories should be shared, because if I can't embarrass my boyfriend on my blog than what is the point of blogging? A little dramatic, but whatever.
So, for the record, every single one of these conversations ACTUALLY happened. Yes, I like to talk back to him and provoke conversations (because it's hilarious, y'all would do the same thing).
Faith: What? What's wrong?
J: 210!!! (yells)
F: What? What's 210?
J: I SAID 210!!! (still yelling)
F: Seriously, what the heck is 210?
J: MY SHIELD (still yelling).
F: *giggles* Um, your what?
F: Morning babe!
J: *sighs again*
F: Are you okay?
J: *in a sad voice* My hammer is broken.
F: Your hammer? ..... okay, why is it broken?
J: Because I bought it at Pier 1.
F: *laughs loud enough to wake Justin up*
J: UGH, did I just talk in my sleep?
F: Nope, not at all, go back to bed.
*alarm goes off*
F: *rolls over* Justin? are you awake?
J: *grabs me and holds on tight*
F: Justin, the alarm is going off, we have to get up
J: Go get the door
F: What? there's nobody at the door, we have to wake up now.
J: I can't let go
F: Please let go of me, I need to get up
J: *sighs* If I let go then I CAN'T HOLD THE PIZZA DELIVERY MAN!!
F: *laughs hysterically*
J: *wakes up* Nooooo, WHAT DID I SAY?
F: *still laughing, can't breathe* were you dreaming about a pizza delivery man?
J: I have no idea what you're talking about
J: No no no no no
F: What's no no no no no?
J: We don't have enough HUP's or NAC's for the month right now. The GP is down and Jim's going to be pissed.
F: Wait, is this for real or are you sleeping?
J: Can you hand me that phone?
F: Okay, so you're sleeping
J: We have to get our sales up
F: Babe, wake up - you're dreaming about work.. again
J: It's all about the ARPU
F: *shakes him*
J: Hey! I'm sleeping here.
F: *kisses Justin's cheek* Good morning
F: Why are you so handsome? (I try and be really nice in the mornings)
J: See, this *points to face*, is what happens when you carve a face out of an angel
F: Wow, really? You're the angel in this relationship? Isn't it supposed to be me?
J: There are boy angels, Faith. *exasperated sigh* But yes, I'm the angel in this relationship.
F: What about me?
J: ...What about you?
There have been probably 20-30 more hilarious ones, but some are probably too inappropriate to share and some I just cannot remember. But regardless, I always find such joy and amusement in the sh*t he says.
You should all hear the sh*t he says when he's awake... he's lucky he's cute(ish).