Day Twenty-Five - OMG IT'S CHRISTMAS

What do you get if you deep fry Santa?

Crisp Kringle!

Merry Christmas!

I hope all of you have a wonderful holiday with your friends & family!

Day Twenty-Four

Where do reindeer go for a treat?

"Deery" Queen for a blizzard!

*Thanks Amanda for taking this picture with me!*

Only one more sleep until Christmas!!

Day Twenty-Three

What do Elves learn in school?

The Elf-A-Bet!

Twenty-Two

Why did Scrooge love all of the reindeer?

Because every Buck was dear to him!

Day Twenty-One

What would you get if you ate Christmas decorations?

Tinselitis!

Day Twenty

What do you call an elf that sings?

A Wrapper!

Day Nineteen

What did the gingerbread man put on his bed?

A Cookie Sheet!

Day Eighteen

What did the Salt say to the Pepper?

Season's Greetings

Day Seventeen

Who is the meanest reindeer?

Rude-olph!

Day Sixteen

What do reindeer always say before telling you a joke?

This one will "sleigh" you!

Day Fifteen

What do snowmen eat for breakfast?

Frosted flakes!

*Disclaimer: I apologize for the 'weak' photo today... last night was my work Christmas party, and I think I was a little 'too' jolly. I wasn't feeling photogenic this morning. Ho ho ho.*

Day Fourteen

What do you call an old snowman?

Water!

*Disclaimer: No old snowmen were hurt in the making of this picture*

Day Thirteen

What do you get when you cross a gift-wrapper & an archer?

Ribbon Hood!

Love,

Day Twelve

Who delivers presents to reindeer?

Santalope!

Day Eleven

Why is it always cold at Christmas?

Because it's Decembrrrrr

Day Ten

Why does Santa go down the chimney?

Because it 'soots' him!

Day Nine

What is red & white and says 'Oh Oh Oh'?

Santa walking backwards!

Day Eight

Which reindeer has the cleanest antlers?

Comet!

Day Seven

Why was the snow princess blowing kisses?

Snowone really knows!

Love,

Day Six

Why is Prancer always wet?
Because he's a "rain"-deer!

Love,

Day Five

How does Rudolph know when Christmas is coming?

He looks at his calen-"deer"!

Love,

Day Four

What do reindeer hang on their Christmas trees?

"Horn"-aments!

Love,

Day Three

Why was the ELF sad?

Because she had low elf-esteem

Ha-Ha-Ha! See you all tomorrow!

Love,

Day Two

How do you know when there is a snowman in your bed?

You wake up wet !

Love,

Day One

What did one snowman say to the other?

Do you smell carrots?

Today is Day ONE of Twenty-Four days of Christmas ridiculousness with Faith.

Check back tomorrow for another joke/picture.

Love,