Day Twenty & Twenty-One

Combining two days into one again, folks. Life has been hectic this past week leading up to Christmas. With Justin having his health issues and spending a night in the hospital, it's been a whirlwind with no time for anything extra (blog included). But we're back with two jokes for today to make up for it and we've got jokes lined up for the next couple days. WE ARE SO CLOSE TO CHRISTMAS, PEOPLE.

Day 20:

Who doesn't eat on Christmas? 

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A turkey because it is always stuffed. 

Day 21:

What do you call a broke Santa? 

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It's Saint-NICKEL-LESS